Word up Uncle Sam

So amazingly enough your boy got a raise. Opened up my paycheck today and was pleased to find that it actually was worth something. $48.54 for 2 weeks worth. BOOOOM!!!! Somehow the powers that be realized that server minimum wage should be more than $2.13 and hour. Now my company being nice has paid me $2.50 and hour, shit yeah. Which resulted in some remarkable paychecks the likes of $1.32 if anything at all. So i received a 50% raise,up to an astounding $3.75 an hour! I almost teared up. Is it a bad thing that I'm proud of this like its some kind of accomplishment? Like i only received this because I've worked in restaurants for 10 years now, and that I've earned it. Not that the government just finally kind of got there shit together?

Its the little things that matter.

Can't sleep, might as well write

So i decided just this very second that I'd give meself a little project/assignment on this here thing. I vow for as long as i can manage (3 days?) to write about one of my many many glorious resolutions for the year.
I'm thinking that right now i should list all of the ones i can think of right now and then take the task of writing about them later. This will hopefully cut down on the forgetfulness factor and increase the likelihood of completing said mission.
IN no particular order...
Quit smoking (alright i basically did this already so i should instead say continue to not smoke)
Continue to not smoke
Stop Talking Shit
Play more Golf
Stop Being a Grouch/Miserable Hard On
Read 30 Books
Either get Better job Or become Happier with Current Job
Get in Some Kind of Shape/ Go to Gym/ Run/ Work out Whatever (ugh.... i hate this one)
Turn 30
Write Something Truly Awesome
Fix Credit/ Get out of Debt
Figure out A Way To Be Happy Each Day
Walk Dog More Often
Get Organized
That Should keep me busy for a couple of days me thinks... plus i just looked at it and realized that only a couple are really resolutions, the others are just a list of things to do.... I'm still gonna try to babble about it though
Suckers

Strange thing is i woke up and everything was the same.

I got aggravated Monday morning when i drove to work and found out no matter how hard i wish and resolved i still had the same shitty job, oh well, maybe next year.

Good fun way to end year with a ShaBANG! Totally Wedding'd!

It was quite a lovely affair if i don't say so myself, i drank alot, but not to much, fucked shit up old school on the dance floor (believe it bitches) ate some delicious food like things and then drank some more. Maybe that wasn't the order exactly but you get the point. Weddings are weird, i always hate the hoopla, scheduling and order of it all. Seems like a big pain in the ass. But then that all gets done and you start to drink and celebrate and you're left with happy thoughts of a good time. So i guess for now I'm for wedding until the next one comes up and then I'll start to bitch about how much of a pain in the ass they are.

But in all seriousness, congratulations to Joel and Kristie. Big fun big fun.

As for new years...whatever. I don't really care much about it. I suppose it's nice to be with the person/people you love, do the midnight kiss and what not, but its just basically another fucking night. Except filled with cops and sloppy drunks. As for New years resolutions i made a few, as corny as it is. They're good ones though, so i feel no shame in it.

Alright 07 lets do this shit, haters as always can enjoy eating it.